idontfindyouthatinteresting said: MY SHIT WAS OFFICIALLY LOST. I need to know what they are!!! I have a MIGHTY NEED.
100% REAL LIST OF THE DELETED SCENES IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU FOR SHITTY JOKES ABSOLUTELY NOT:
- Prison Shower Scene: Will Graham gets cheap prison soap in his eyes and his screams shatter three windows.
- Beverly’s Revenge: Beverly Katz comes to Hannibal in a dream and punches him in his big stupid face and pushes him to the ground and steals his lunch money.
- Chilton On the Mend: Frederick Chilton sends a bouquet of flowers to his office and signs the card “XOXO Your Secret Admirer.” Nobody believes him, and the flowers make him sneeze.
- Locker Room: Hannibal Lecter gets changed to go for a swim, is towel-snapped in the ass by a ‘gym buddy.’
- The Haircut: Will Graham goes for his haircut, loses ten pounds and buys a new coat. 2 dead, 6 injured by his new kawaii look.
- Dog Days are Over: A 5-minute interlude of Will Graham’s dogs frolicking and playing happily.
- Girl Talk: Hannibal Lecter and Abigail Hobbs have a movie night with nail-painting, quizzes from Cosmopolitan, gourmet snack food, and talking about
Will Grahamcute boys.
Don’t tell NBC I told you— otherwise, they’ll put me on double-secret probation again.
Omfg I’m dead.